Bosko
06-19-2007, 09:36 PM
So, Paris Hilton is going to jail. Whaaaaa Whaaaaa. You can't believe what Paris Hilton fans are writing to Governor Arnold. One lost soul wrote to say that Paris means so much to today's young people and that she is an island of beauty in an otherwise mundane world. Horsesqueeze. She's a celebrity airhead who with not one skill that could earn her a living in our society ... other than her looks. Pure and simple, this bimbo is a member of the lucky sperm club.
So now she gets caught driving with her suspended license. She gets sentenced to 45 days in jail. Then we learn that she may not have to serve her full sentence at all. It seems that the L.A. jails are overcrowded. Besides, her shrink is telling all the world that Paris is emotionally distraught and traumatized. Poor baby.
Now it's Joe Arpiao to the rescue! The Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff has offered to house Paris in his female inmate tent city for the full 45 days of her sentence. She could be a part of the female chain gang. You know it won't happen ... but wouldn't it be wonderful!
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So now she gets caught driving with her suspended license. She gets sentenced to 45 days in jail. Then we learn that she may not have to serve her full sentence at all. It seems that the L.A. jails are overcrowded. Besides, her shrink is telling all the world that Paris is emotionally distraught and traumatized. Poor baby.
Now it's Joe Arpiao to the rescue! The Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff has offered to house Paris in his female inmate tent city for the full 45 days of her sentence. She could be a part of the female chain gang. You know it won't happen ... but wouldn't it be wonderful!
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kingwoodkorner.com